if you look closely you can tell the baby is fake

Fake baby dreaming of brightly coloured hula-hoops. Dalston, London

Possible dialogue for supporting artists:

Furthest Left Child: “It doesn’t feel the same since google changed their privacy policy”

Middle Child: “You need to let this go now, you’re ruining Search Bar Sunday”

Furthest Right Child: “My Dad is a male nurse and the fact you don’t tease me about it highlights your importance to me as friends”

Middle Child: “Think I’m spelling heritage woodlands wrong, search has returned no hits”

Furthest Left Child: “These crisps taste hollow”